week 0: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not

https://lemmy.world/post/16849180

week 0: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not - Lemmy.World

Both kings commit seppuku
Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
Let’s see it, Rainbow! 🌈
All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
So that’s what happens on the last line, I see
All bishops found a church on B5
White king’s bishop to black queen lunar lander
One rice grain in A1
Lmao this is gonna get out of hand fast
All previously played moves get played again.
I choose to believe that this includes all moves from all games across time.
White queen’s knight to e8
The white queen makes out with the black rock from A1 on g10

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Furthest white pawn puts a bomb 1 block front (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)
Knight moves to C-2, black responds by expanding the chessboard with rook to H11.
White goes straight for the ICBM.
Pawns form a union and are no longer willing to work for the man.
White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
Queen levitates to z-axis + 1
Stop playing chess forever. Like, you can never play another game ever again, that’s the move for real
Add an extra column to the right side of the board.
Bishop turns into toast and does the macerana
En Passaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
The pawn on e2 moves to e4
White resigns, and this weekly posting is over before it begins.
The black pieces become the white pieces and vice versa.
Kings meet in middle of board for peace treaty.
Then weapons are donated to one side from a game of Warhammer 40k being played on another table.
an entirely separate game of Go plays out on the corners of the tiles
White queen to e1
Aircraft door to the b737 square