noah !! 
only IMPORTANT notifications, please.
vriska, thief of light 
@noah wait does android have shipment tracking notifications now? or is this an app
illy 
l4p1n@noah Pakidge ! owo
Mendie 
Why Does This Always Happen to Me?
nev@noah if the earthquake isn't stronger than my phone vibrating is it really worth warning me about
/flippant comment from someone who doesn't live in earthquake country
gkrnours@noah earthquake already have a built-in alert
ActualCannibalPanda@noah what do you expect me to do? Out run an earthquake? Nah, I'll wait for my package lol
Jennifer 🍄@noah It's fine, nature has her own notification system for Earthquakes.