@DamoMcMorrow @bmoore123 I think I can compete with that. Yesterday, I knocked repeatedly on the trunk of a car that was idling on a crosswalk as I was crossing the street. After having to compensate and ending up too far to the right of the footpath, a passer by assisted me in finding the footpath but rather patronizingly characterized the situation by saying that the car had 'confused' me. The driver of the car did swear at me a fair bit, so I chalk that up as a win.