Rule - Lemmy.World

Alt text: a text post that reads: Work in retail long enough, and you’ll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as dealing with the Fae: - Avoid eye contact. - Never reveal your full name. - Accept nothing They offer you. - Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say. - To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed. - Under no circumstances are you ever to thank Them. - Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.