@MostlyHarmless They never should have laid off the big dude with the whip.
@MostlyHarmless The ship isn't being steered, and is overbuilt for the ruling class. The fact that the worker is underpowered and his side of the boat isn't touching water, well, that should concern someone. If he gets up and moves aft, won't the boat tip backwards and dump the rich into the drink? Let's try that.

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This needs #AltText. Let me #Alt4You.

8 businessmen sit at a boardroom table; one says: "I don't get it.. after streamlining the workforce with all those budget cuts, why aren't we moving faster?" They are at one end of a galley at sea, with the front half missing. In the remaining rear half, one lone oarsman sits as far forward as possible, trying to row with both oars, but his end tips up out of the water from the weight of the people at the back, so he can't reach the water.