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Xauri'EL Zwaan Jun 17, 2024

Techbro: Behold my brilliant new invention, the Child-Mangling Machine!

Us: This is worse than useless, it is actively dangerous

Thought Leaders & the Media: The Child-Mangling Machine will revolutionize every aspect of how we live our lives!

Us: Nobody wants this, please stop

Corporations: We're rolling out plans to put a Child-Mangling Machine in every supermarket

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ouinne

@XauriEL Schools and daycares all pivot to: “if you don’t use Child-Mangling Machines in your work, you’re an out of date incompetent who doesn’t deserve a job!”

Also no one talks about the fact that Child-Mangling Machines are just a glossy PR-speak version of the ordinary childpresses everyone have been using for decades to do child-mangling on a smaller scale.

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Kid Mania Jun 17, 2024

@ouinne @XauriEL
"Think Piece" : After some sectors swear the Child-Mangling Machine is nothing more than an updated version of the long-used Child-Press, tech companies promise Child-Mangling Machine 2.0. Says Inventor, "It'll blow your damn mind."