guess I'll die - Divisions by zero

I had In The House - In A Heartbeat [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uMNnZtIS6s] playing in my head while making this meme sorry for the pixelation in the corner, I used a shitty website which put a watermark there

Fat people in most countries: “I need to make sure I don’t get so bad that I can’t fit through this one-meter-wide door in a public building.”

Fat people in America: “I’M SUING THE CITY UNTIL THEY MAKE A LAW THAT REQUIRES ALL DOORS TO BE TWO-METERS WIDE!!”

I believe you mean 72" wide. Like a fat American would know what the fuck a meter is. lol
Americans know what a meter is you twat nugget
Americans might, but fat Cornfed Americans wouldn’t dare be that unpatriotic.
In what area of the USA do you live where the average american knows what a meter is. You’ll get some nonsense like “about 3 feet”, maybe.
Where in the USA do you live where people don’t know what a meter is?