The three levels of computation:

Level 1: "Computers do what I *want* them to do!"

Level 2: "Computers do what I *tell* them to do!"

Level 3: "Computers often do *neither!*"

@rubenerd haha...I often exclaim: "computer, do what I *mean*!!!"
@rubenerd I guess I kind of reached lvl3 and it feels like -1 ...