When you make something happen that you can't tell anyone about, but you just keep laughing to yourself all fucking day.

*explodes*

Also, apparently I'm the sort of person that people feel comfortable enough to ask: Hey, do you have a shovel and do you want to go on a road trip?

Mercifully, not for the reason that immediately springs to mind.

#plantifa

@Gigi "Friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies."