NemeskiOracle Java police start knocking on Fortune 200's doors for first time
Potatos_are_not_friendsLol brb gonna share this with the CFO and watch them go into a panic. Going to bet they’ll freak out and by the end of 2024, we’d transfer over.
This is the golden ticket I’ve been waiting for.
You will just switch to one of the openjdk implementations
EthanObviously OpenJDK is superior to dealing with Oracle’s bull. But even more superior (IMO) is simply not using Java. My life has been noticeably more pleasant since I started refusing to touch Java.
No offense but I have never seen a good developer complain about java.
People complain about Java being weird all the time. The reason people complain about it is because they use it all the time and things about it annoy them. No one used Java no one would complain about it.
Pretty much everyone who uses any programming language has stuff they don’t like about it and we’ll complain about it from time to time. A lot of this stuff never really gets fixed, because updating languages is problematic, see mysqli_real_escape_string.
I don’t want to be that guy, but that PHP function call at the end that you said never really gets fixed… I haven’t used that in 20 years of PHP, and I’m pretty sure that hasn’t existed since like 10-15 years ago. People seem to love to hate php because 20 years ago it did something not quite right.