Mic check - Lemmy.World

When that happens, just commit and pretend you’ve never heard of first bumps before, like that potato guy classic from TIFU.
TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is.

Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening. My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am...

Oh shit. A classic!