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Today: Anonymous interview with Bundeskanzler Karl

In a secret anonymous interview with Germanies head of the government, which we call for simplicity reasons Bundeskanzler Karl, Anarchist Times journalist and investigative unicorn StyLo was able to ask Karl some questions.

StyLo: Mr. Bundeskanzler Karl, why are you promoting Climate Change politics while favouring fossile fules?

Karl: Well they said we need to neutralize climate. Carbon emissions neutralize it faster. No climate no climate change!

StyLo: 🙄 OK, so you gonna kill the climate and ...

Karl: Then we go ahead like in the good old times.

StyLo: Ah, OK, what do you consider the biggest threat for Europe in General and Germany in particular?

Karl: It is the Russian Navy rubber boats that ships refugees for few 1000$ from Africa to Europe. I ordered our Navy to mount canons on our Uboats again so we can sink them cheaper. However, our Navy has dismissed this request. But that's what we have to do. In particular and in general.

StyLo: 🤔 So it is the Russians fault that we sink refugee boats? Really?

Karl: Yes, it is the Russians why we kill refugees, send them into camps or let them disappear otherwise. It's because all Russians are racists.

StyLo: Oha. OK, so what do you plan to strengthen German economy?

Karl: Since we are the good people, we first need to kill all bad people. So I discussed with US president how to bolster our economy and we agreed: Guns Guns Guns, War War War. This will make many jobs.

StyLo: Oh, ya, thank you.

Karl: No problem, just please don't mention my name.

StyLo: No Mr. Bundeskanzler, but thank you again.

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