Thunder rumbled and Tom.ran outside to feel the first drops splatter his face. He took the metal rod from the shed and started up the hill. Dick was waiting under an umbrella, "So you're doing what?"
"The stars are right! Today is divisible by three! It's a full moon! Gonna #deify myself getting struck by lightning!" He spread his arms and shouted skyward, "Apotheosis!"
Lightning struck and his lifeless body crumpled.
Dick shrugged, "Well at least he's closer to god."
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