if you think only because you have a lemon tree you'll actually get some lemons you're wrong #lemonsofmastodon #birdsofmastodon
i'm sure they raided the entire street, lime, lemons, oranges πŸ˜† #cockies

@Heliograph

really can't be mad at them - they're so cute

@berlinfokus yes they're cute but oh buoy they're also ferocious when they want something πŸ˜†

@Heliograph

I soo hate them .. 😠 .. noo I can not 🫣

@Heliograph This is true for many things. Here the most fun is strawberries. If we don't harvest them *just* before they're ripe, then there are no strawberries. Now we have a massive plot of them; "ours" are growing in a cage. the rest are for the rabbits, birds, ants...
@alan hahaha oh that is very sweet of you that you already plant your crops with possible "sharing" in mind πŸ˜‚  πŸ‘

@Heliograph We don't expect to be able to grow lemons in the UK.

So visiting Portugal once, when the person making the G&Ts said "we've run out of lemon" it was a bit of a culture shock to hear the answer "so go out and pick another one then".

@TimWardCam "...but you have to be quicker than the darn birds, bartender!" πŸ˜‚
@Heliograph this third photo of the cockatoo holding a lemon in its beak is hilarious. Would you be alright with me making it into a user icon on my dreamwidth blog?
@saxbrightwell oh yes sure 100% please do anything you like with the pics!! here's the whole lot ☺️