@stevesilberman I'm in my 60s, so I have a license to go "It's for you," push it in their face, and walk away.

@stevesilberman When I was a teenager in the 1980s (around the time car phones were first becoming common) we were cleaning out the garage and found what had been the handset for a yellow plastic toy phone. My dad put it in his car and kept it there for years as his "car phone."

@stevesilberman 100% accurate 😆😆😆

@stevesilberman brb….gotta go shove some blueberries in my ears and walk around at a Wal-mart talking loudly.

@stevesilberman relevant musical number. 🍌 https://youtu.be/l_jRwhKOD94?si=XddLeZ2sgnuwCscN

@stevesilberman I immediately flashed on classic Bert and Ernie.
https://youtu.be/v_Ysyq7NmxI?si=kwRLjGhvEl7qbj7C