Staff Chief of JointsPaleontologist: Ok, so this one flies.
Me: Flyosaur.
Paleontologist: We were thinking pterodactyl.
Me: Have you ever considered that you overcomplicate everything?
GayDeceiverPaleontologist: Are you implying that I utilize language as a weapon to obfuscate and retain my position as someone special? How utterly presumptious, dear sir. To that, all I can utter is, "Good day to you!"