Note: fully aware of the irony of this gif, not to mention the wild contrast between the book and film. That being said, the movie is better.

I’m sorry, I like most of what you said, but I can’t in good conscience upvote someone who thinks the movie was better than the book. It’s a fun movie, but, come on…

I don’t know which book/movie this is, so I’ll just talk about Jurassic Park instead.

Timmy didn’t do his part to help Dr Grant and Ellie Sattler hold the door from the raptor as Lex fiddled with “a unix system! I know this!”

Timmy just danced like he had to pee.