If you were home and had five minutes to hide from foreign agents who were coming to hunt you down, where would you hide?

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If you were home and had five minutes to hide from foreign agents who were coming to hunt you down, where would you hide? - Lemmy

If I had one, inside the septic tank with a snorkel.
Just as a cautionary warning, but the gases in there could kill you
And if they don’t, you’ll wish they had.

Now you’ve ruined their weekend plans

Also I’m just giggling at the kind advice you’ve given just in case anyone was considering snorkeling in a vat of human excrement.

Jackass did it, and they gave the usual “don’t try this” disclaimer as well