Frustrated with the current political environment, come join us in the Lemon Party
Frustrated with the current political environment, come join us in the Lemon Party
I’ve searched the web for a thought in quotes (“”) before and my exact phrasing has returned zero results before!
Like two or three times… ever…
So I’m telling you there’s a chance (by that metric, if you ignore all the unposted showerthoughts and jokes made at random bars and all that)
You spin me right round baby!
That reminds me of the worst Google search of 2015. A coworker accidentally hit me in the junk with a box. He immediately apologized, and I told him he made my dick cry. We both laughed, and I was bent over the desk catching my breath as he was walking out. Then I realized he left his computer logged in. I decided to quickly find a cartoon or clip art image of a dick crying and make it his wallpaper, so I Googled “dick tears.”