IF YOU LOVE YOUR PANTS, YOU NEVER WEAR PANTS A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
@LRRRonEarth This one fucked me up lol

@LRRRonEarth

I LOVE MY PANTS SO MUCH I'M WILLING TO WEAR CARGO SHORTS EVERY DAY JUST FOR THEM!

@uss_oatmeal I LOVE PANTS FOR OTHER PEOPLE, BUT I AM ALL CAPE ALL THE TIME.

@LRRRonEarth

CAPES ARE NOT FOR ME! BUT FASHION IS FOR EACH BEING AS THEY SEE FIT!

WHEN I DECIDE TO RAISE AN ARMY AGAINST YOU, I WILL FLAUNT MY NEON LINED GO-GO BOOTS AT YOU AS MY ARMIES DESTROY YOUR LASER!

@uss_oatmeal THEN MAY THY BOOTS TRIP AND SHATTER.