IF YOU LOVE YOUR PANTS, YOU NEVER WEAR PANTS A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
I LOVE MY PANTS SO MUCH I'M WILLING TO WEAR CARGO SHORTS EVERY DAY JUST FOR THEM!
CAPES ARE NOT FOR ME! BUT FASHION IS FOR EACH BEING AS THEY SEE FIT!
WHEN I DECIDE TO RAISE AN ARMY AGAINST YOU, I WILL FLAUNT MY NEON LINED GO-GO BOOTS AT YOU AS MY ARMIES DESTROY YOUR LASER!