Mastodawn

Voluntary Mandatory rule

This is the kinda job I like to get just to fuck with management.

I need your drive man. I work at an university. People are mostly nice, but I still get annoyed with it.

Nah, you gotta pull this shit as a part timer unless you're already retired/independently wealthy. Don't fuck with your actual career.

I didn’t mean that I’d do it. Just that it takes energy to be able to deal with annoying people, even if you’re fucking with them.

There's a certain glee in getting paid to troll awful people.