There are old mushroom foragers and then there are bold ones. There are no bold, old mushroom foragers.

There are no bold, old mushroom foragers

Sure there are, they just have to not eat what they picked up.

Source: friend’s mom once gave food poisoning to the whole family by serving them an omelet made with mushrooms she found, but didn’t eat it herself. Fortunately it was merely mushrooms of the “fucks up your stomach” variety.

“Once” has no effect on my statement. There are no Bold, Old mushroom foragers.

In his story, his friend’s mother boldly picked mushrooms from her backyard, cooked them into an omelet for the family, but DID NOT EAT the omelet.

Nothing would stop her from growing old while continuing this pattern of bold collecting, although a stint in prison might make for an earlier retirement than expected from the foraging scene.

Is Lmmy more pedantic than rddit? Is Lmmy literally Htler? You decide.

What

Man, I’m just trying to figure out why they’re sensoring Lemmy, Reddit, and Hitler all in the same post, and only those three.

One of these things is not like the others 🎶