@film_girl it’s weird, isn’t it, how everyone else keeps aging at the rate of one year per year and literally just you and I are immune to this. It must be really hard for other people to stare into an uncaring universe and know that they age, and yet envy those only two glorious people with eternally smooth skin, and no grey hairs, none, not any, and a perfect balance between pining for yesterday and yearning for tomorrow. They have my sympathy, the poor unfortunate souls.

@sil I’m so lucky I have no grey hairs. That said, the second it starts, I’m starting an immediate every three-week root-dye regimine, just like my mom! The good news is she went grey much earlier than my alleged actual age, so I’m hoping I’ll be like my grandmother and not go grey until my 80s. But I am fully committed to still looking 29 at 85 so…

@film_girl people talk about unifying natural ability and technological accomplishment. They think they’re talking about sport. No. They’re talking about this. Go out there and knock ‘em dead.
(Also, being like one’s grandmother is always cool. Mine was travelling around the place and laughing her socks off into her nineties, while having friends literally half her age. And dyeing her hair the whole time. I miss her. Be all you can be.)