Apparently ICQ is dying in a month. My number was 185645 and that is my ultimate “I was an early adopter as a child” flex for people that are now old. Except for me. Because I will always be 29.
@film_girl it’s weird, isn’t it, how everyone else keeps aging at the rate of one year per year and literally just you and I are immune to this. It must be really hard for other people to stare into an uncaring universe and know that they age, and yet envy those only two glorious people with eternally smooth skin, and no grey hairs, none, not any, and a perfect balance between pining for yesterday and yearning for tomorrow. They have my sympathy, the poor unfortunate souls.
@film_girl Hm. Having written this, it sounds more like a woeful dig than I imagined. Sorry about that. The difference between us is that you’re _actually_ 29 and I just think I haven’t changed since I was.