The good news is we found a backup earth, but the bad news is we've already somehow filled it with microplastics 😔
@nyquildotorg Oh so many cynical things come to mind. "And 90% of the non-water surface has already been sold to developers to make mondo condos and strip malls, with the other 10% reserved for multi-billion dollar estates".... "and Republic waste management has an exclusive deal to ship our garbage there", "and the first Starbucks is opening there Wednesday"...
Variations on a theme #nothingeverchanges