jeffwFlorida won't light bridges in rainbow colors for Pride Month this year
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SpaceNoodleDoublespeak.
No, no, you got it all wrong. It’s freedom for bigots to not have “the gay agenda” forcibly foisted upon them. Don’t you see how it could be offensive to and even discriminatory against christofascists to be reminded that non-straight people exist and are human beings too? Idk dude it sounds to me like you just hate small government conservative values ™️ and freedom.
(/s if it wasn’t obvious)
Wtf, do I have to spell it out? It’s just like how teachers can go to jail for mentioning their same-sex partner. If that doesn’t spell freedumb, I don’t know how else to explain it to you. And tracking pregnancies? How could you get any freer?!
To Ron, homosexuality is not freedom.
Todd BonzalezHow does banning things = freedom?
That’s the official Republican definition of freedom now.
Just like how “Patriots” = “Racist white Boomers”.
Or how “First Amendment” = “Please let me say the n-word”.
They’ve mistakenly taken it to mean “freedom from” instead of “freedom to”.
chemical_cutthroatI’m waiting for desaturation glasses so these fucking whiners can’t even see colors just in case they might line up in something close to ROYGBIV.
I no longer have the energy for additional sarcastic remarks regarding this vacuous tool’s culture-war-pageantry.
Me to every conservative family member I’ve kicked out of my life since 2019.
2015 was the start for me
Keeping up the ridicule of their bullshit is a Sisyphean effort.
Well duh- you can’t have a return to the dark ages if you have electric lights, now can you?
has it stopped being profitable already?
In fairness, no Florida elected official is proud of who, or more often what, they’re sexually attracted to.
Oh no, they’re banning the visible spectrum! Certainly dark days ahead for Florida.
No, they’re just against segregation of the colours, you see.
It’s replaced with harmonious all white light.
Well, let's light 'em bridges up in glorious RGB rainbows anyway, just under the pretense of "PC Gaming Month", concurrent with a Steam sale of coincidentally LGBT+ themed games🙃
...And thus a truly cosmic amount of salt shall be generated by both conservatives and g4m3r manchildren🤪
We can't light up a bridge, the political climate is just too rough.
They’re lighting it up red white and blue all summer.
And conservatives wonder why liberals don’t like to hang the US flag up as much anymore.
MinnesotaGoddamFuck that. We served, that flag isn’t theirs.
RIPandTERRORServed bullets. Alwayshasbeen.jpeg
🧑🚀🧑🚀
The American flag means a lot more than a virtue signalling flag. Don’t make me explain it.
Please, explain your bigotry so that we can all understand the child mindset
Shut up weirdo. Go be whatever. Don’t involve me. Your time is over. Everyone is sick of hearing from you.
What virtues does the American flag represent to you?
Fuck off Commie. That’s my perfect answer.
So the American flag signals the virtue of capitalism, or at least anti-communism?
You’re retarded. Fuck off and die commie.
I’m not sure how true your statement about the flag is. I’m pretty liberal and fly it every day.
Did I say “all liberals”?
Why? Genuinely curious since the whole lovethe flag thing was just propaganda for the military.
Maybe they should do it just for the sake of not getting ran into by boats. Seems to be a lot of that going around this year…
Republicans are NOT Snowflakes but I SWEAR TO JESUS H CHRIST IF I SEE A RAINBOW ON A BRIDGE I’M GOING TO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL WITH MY GOD GIVEN RIGHTS OF CHILD MURDER! PRO LIFE! PROTECT THE KIDS! MORE PRIESTS IN SCHOOLS!
Oh, don’t worry. The conservatives still plan to decorate the bridges by hanging gay people from them.
A plague of conservatism cannot cure itself. The disease must be aggressively fought to be destroyed.
dezmdFuck em, let’s do it anyway.
"Well boys, we did it. Homosexuality is no more."
- Florida Republicans, probably.
God hates rainbows more than childhood leukemia