roses are red
swamps are real muddy

@sugar @neckspike I'm patiently waiting for the Danes to speak up again - they already debunked the last 'microplastics linked to reduced sperm count' study.

(they confirmed it's there alright but they showed statistics proving it had no effect on their test groups)

@sugar testicles georg who lives in a cave and injects over 10,000 microplastics into his balls every day is an outlier adn should not have been counted
@finn big clackers
@sugar just a big ol pair of snooker balls down there
@finn more like sneaker balls!! (runoff from new balance manufacturing)
@sugar (furiously washing sheets that were accidentally microplasticized before housekeeping knocks)