Mastodawn

back in my day we called this spyware

Step 5: Throw your Windows computer in the sink, add salt and hot water, marinate for one week.

Step 6: Go live in a faraday cage in the woods with no electricity - there is no hope for humanity any longer.

@Tanatoes @molly0xfff Obviously Windows recall is on by default, so it will have taken snapshots as you set up your new computer ...