emily dogmomI went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water
someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"
I'm still not over it y'all
bjb 
@nasamuffin So, what do you do for a living?
I'm imagining the conversation between this guy and a first date ...
I'm imagining the conversation between this guy and a first date ...
@bjb (apparently he's actually the penguin trainer for the aquarium!!! but I really enjoy this mental scenario so I won't spoil it 😂)
njwatt@nasamuffin @bjb or a customs officer!
“And your occupation, Mr. Carens?”
“Sir! I am a government official! You must take this seriously!”