What did you bring to the table?

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What did you bring to the table? - Lemmy.World

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That is one handsome fella, look at his size! I’m in awe at the size of this absolute lad!

Here, take one

The guy’s expression tells all that needs to be said.
And the toads expression
“Unhand me, sir!”
Is it wrong that I want to gently poke his leathery rotund belly
What an absolute unit
Pretty clever to bring hypno-toad to a job interview but need to be careful that it doesn’t steal your job.
Sir, that’s my registered mental support toad

I’d hire her,

Most people aren’t qualified and lie anyway. At least she sounds interesting,

Toad is enough qualification for me.
It is a very cute toad. Hired! And I guess she’s hired as well.
Look how polite & sophisticated it looks, ofc their human can come too, is prob well trained.
I was able to track it down to there but the content looked to varied for him to be the author of the comic. But I will take it on your word to put it in the header. Thanks.
Oh! “enthusiasm”; not “euthanasia”. Makes so much more sense now. That’s what I get for earl morning reading.
I can’t speak for the others, but my upvote is because I read it the exact same way.
Computer, earl morning reading. Lukewarm.
euthansiasm
Tell me you’re a millennial without telling me you’re a millennial.
Gen X, actually.
Overlooked again, as usual.
Glad it wasn’t just me
“This was my last boss, after he wouldn’t give me a raise. What about you, do you think I’m qualified to work here?”
Am I the only one that read that with Matt Berry’s voice?
I’m seeing Dan Avidan

The man or the woman?

Because “Ooooughhh, you MEEEAN my… Tooooooooaughd.” Could easily be a Matt Berry quote

“That’s the most unprofessional-”

“You’re hired!”

It is (not) Wednesday my dudes!
Wednesdays are but a day on the calendar, the spirit of Wednesday is an unstoppable force!
Hades II ass interview
I’m in full support of bring your toad to work day!
I don’t get it
i guess toad also mean despicable/meanness, opposite of enthusiasm
they’re both a kilogram