Flying SquidAvtar Singh Mauni, owner of the world's longest and heaviest turban.
š»š¼šššššāNeck be like : ADIOS
And heās balancing on a motorcycle with that thing on too!
Jo MiranWorldās most cushioned motorcycle helmet.
He be like āmas turbanā.
Spanish speakers be like:
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MrJameGumbAccording to the internet the turban fabric is 645 meters long, weighs 100lbs and takes several hours of his day to put onā¦ His neck must look like a question mark lol
Gamers_MateIf he wears it everyday I imagine he must feel a lot lighter at the end of the day like there's less gravity.
Also 100 lb is 45.35924 kg apparently.
Also 100 lb is 45.35924 kg apparently.
FartsWithAnAccentSo what youāre saying is, this guy is a super saiyan?
He is wearing the correct orange color for Master Roshiās dojoā¦
A question mark or a redwood stump.
weighs 100lbs
How much is that in normal metrics?
A_Random_Idiotabout 4 coffee tables.
LitanyA large/American sized 10 year old human. I.e. About 45 kilos
roughly eleven adult bald eagles, or 110 american footballs
*puffs* āWhoa, dude, you know what would be so cool, man?ā - Singh Mauni some time ago, allegedly
You donāt need drugs when you have religion. With āSinghā in his name, heās most likely a Sikh and Sikhs are required to wear turbans. This is basically his way of being the Sikhest Sikh that ever put on a turban. Itās like a neck-hurting equivalent of the people who wear Jesus-themed T-shirts and get into a car covered in Jesus bumper stickers.
Heās definitely Sikh, specifically Nihang, judging by the decorations on his Dumalla. Nihang Sikhs are traditionally warriors, and would wear turbans with chainmail woven inside to act as armor against slashing weapons. They also typically wear blue, and the steel bangles are also typical.
Spot on analogy with the bumper stickers and t-shirts. This is performative, and images of him putting it on reveal that he shaves his head. Kesh, or unshorn hair, is one of the five Ks of Sikhism, a core tenet of their faith. Maybe the weight of the turban is rubbing the hair off his head, but it is weird.
And thatās a real dagger tucked into his sash. (I learned a bit about fighting Sikhs from reading Neal Stephensonās Termination Shock, and watching a load of YouTube videos.)
The Sikh dagger (kirpan) must be worn and sheathed, but does not have to be sharp. So it is not necessarily a functional dagger.
If heās a Nihang wearing the worldās biggest turban and 8 ridiculously gigantic karas, then, my friend, taya-ji there definitely sharpened his kirpan. š¤£
He might be stoned, too.
southsamuraiLegit though, look at those arms. Dude is jacked!
for real, those clothes are doing a lot of heavy lifting (š¤) in hiding those shoulders. Homie could probably tag-in for Sisyphus for a lil while
My dude here must have a swole neck.
Considering what you can see of his arms, heās got a swole everything.
His doctor was like āHey man, you gotta take your turban off and put on a motorcycle helmet.ā
And he was like āNah, bro, what if I just wore a bigger turban?ā
And his doctor was like āDude, youād need a turban thatās like 100lbs to offer you the same protection as a good helmet.ā
Avtar: āBet.ā
And he was like āNah, bro, what if I just wore a bigger turban?ā
And his doctor was like āDude, youād need a turban thatās like 100lbs to offer you the same protection as a good helmet.ā
Avtar: āBet.ā
Youāre joking, but thatās actually the idea behind all of the chainmail and metal woven into the turban. Itās basically a traditional military helmet.
I had no idea. Thatās pretty rad, to be honest.
They weave chainmail into turbans? TIL
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us. Modern day Fonz shit right there.
Fonz aināt got shit on this guy.
Final boss
TorAvtar Singh Mauni, owner of the worldās strongest and most robust neck.
ThatWeirdGuy1001At least he shouldnāt have to worry about a helmet.
There was actually a study that showed turbans are surprisingly good at absorbing rotational force and they mightāve helped inspire MIPS on modern bicycle helmets.
Well if i was told the correct thing one of the main reasons Shiks wore turbans in the past was to protect their heads when they fell off their horses in battle. So yeah, a helmet.
Also apparently the ābraceletsā were to tie their swords to so if they dropped it while on a horse it wouldnt just fall leaving them weapon-less.
THCDentonāFoul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell!ā
AnonymousHE GANGSTA
Pat_RiotWho rides a motorcycle while wearing a sword. Kinda badass
Avtar Singh Mauni does.
Thatās why he wears all that other nonsense - so you donāt notice the sword until itās too late.
OhStopYellingAtMeMister Steal-Your-Girl-ās-Bath-Towel-To-Add-To-His-Turban does. Thatās who.
Uh, okay?
This community is called mildly interesting and this pic is mildly interesting.
Missed that in /all, sorry.
Fārealz, my dude?
Shove down that turban, steak that bike.
Boy I bet he smells like skraight up SHIT. LOL
Yeah, wear a helmet, guys!
I showed this to my wife and she said āwell that seems like an easy thing to beat; I could just make a turban thatās longer and bigger than that.ā
The manās neck has been compressed into his body
This guy would totally say something like āI would comment upon your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.ā And then ride off on his motorcycle before you could respond.
Haha
Or ignore you and say to your girlfriend āOnce you go brown, you never frownā Then kick start his Royal Enfield to give her a moment to decide to hop on
Miss this Royal Enfields
this Avtar guy sure mastered turban bending
EmperorHenrythat seems like a hazard.
This guy is so badass that everyone else needs to wear a helmet when he passes by