Attention! Butt missiles. That is all.

https://lemm.ee/post/32208550

Attention! Butt missiles. That is all. - lemm.ee

I always wondered why this was not a thing, particularly when short-range heat-seakers were the best missiles on order.

Early heat seekers wouldn't reliably lock an aircraft from the front, since the heat signature is really only visible from the rear.

Something like this would almost certainly need to be actively guided, but then the RWR needs to be more expensive and that cuts into yacht money for the Lockheed execs.

Especially now that pilots no longer smoke while flying.