Is this a crime? Thoughts?

https://midwest.social/post/12287342

Is this a crime? Thoughts? - midwest.social

It’s about what I would expect from the kind of person who buys squeezy jelly.
I buy squeeze jelly because the campus-affiliated market that I have a meal plan for only sells jelly in squeeze bottles. Though it’s nice how it saves a spoon, it’s a bit of a pain to operate. Especially the grape flavor.
A… A spoon? Why not use the knife you’re using for the peanut butter?

I guess I’ve always considered it poor form to let ingredient containers mix at all. The knife is already covered in peanut butter, so putting it in the jelly container would get a bit of peanut butter on the jelly, and that’s no good for some reason.

Also because I find it way easier to scoop jelly with a spoon than a knife.

Wait, why is the knife covered in PB? Didn’t you put it on the bread?
Why did the knife go in the pb first? It goes in the jelly, then gets washed off in 2 seconds in the sink, then goes in the pb.
Wait, wait, you put the PB on top of the jelly? Like a jelly sandwich garnished with peanut butter? I don’t think I’m understanding you correctly.
What kind of peon eats an open faced pb&j? (Unless it’s on toast)
We are definitely talking past each other at this point.
Sorry to jump on an 11mo old comment but they meant that they put the jelly on one slice and the pb on the other, then slap together. That’s how I do it lol.
Yeah rereading this thread I just have been really undercaffeinated that day.
It’s Welch’s though which actually tastes good and IIRC is owned by a growers collective not a megacorp.

Found this

National Grape Cooperative Association, a co-op of grape growers, since 1956