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The season finale takes place at the end of March 2024. The first scene shows a close-up of the RCA Records headquarters as @Pink sits in her office downing a can of the finest beer. She has just been informed by her secretaries that many meetings are scheduled for her over the course of the day. The first is with the one woman show herself, @Normani.
Arriving at the studio, Normani makes her way into P!nk’s office, trying to grab her attention. Firmly intoxicated by this point, P!nk somewhat sees a blurry figure in the office, realizing this must be her first appointment. She lets Normani ramble on as her mind wanders; questioning if there’s alcohol in heaven.
During this time, Normani explains all the struggles she’s been going through with regards to her music, the drama with her management team, trying to rebuild her fanbase and more. She says that she’s finally put her ego aside after some recent events and really wants to put in the work into her music career again. Jolting awake, P!nk slurs her words while telling Normani she’s fired.
Normani is flabbergasted that she just poured her heart out and was met with a firing in response. Before she has a chance to react, a shout is heard. “YO. I’M FUCKING HERE, BITCHESSSS! IT’S THE HEAD BITCH IN THIS PLACE, NEW YORK” screams @NewYork as she makes her way through RCA Records into P!nk’s office.
As P!nk downs a couple aspirin with another beer to soothe her sudden headache, New York notices Normani. “URGH. WHY ARE YOU HERE NO MONEY??” New York questions. Caught off guard, Normani tries to answer the question; “uh, uh, I’m here for my appointment and–” as she is interjected by New York shouting “WRONG” in her face, explaining that it is now time for her own appointment.
Normani starts overthinking believing that she has been fired so that New York can take her place. Crying her eyes out, she runs out of the office without saying a word. P!nk then wakes up from her alcohol-induced coma and asks “wwho whaas thatt?”
Taking the opportunity to shade Normani, New York responds “A LOW-DOWN UGLY LOSER WITH NO TALENT, NO FRIENDS AND MOST OF ALL NO MONEY”. Getting a little brave from all the alcohol, P!nk slurs out “iiisn’t thaaatt uuu” swaying from side to side. Heavily irritated, New York shouts at P!nk; “NOW LISTEN HERE BITCH” explaining she wants a higher cut of the proceeds from her rap on the “(You’re Goin’) Home Alone” remix.
“uUuu Wich” responds P!nk as New York begins to grab her by the throat in an attempt to strangle her. One of the building’s alarms go off alerting security of the threat to the label executive, but before they can arrive to P!nk’s office, P!nk knees Tiffany in the stomach. New York loses her balance, stumbles backwards and falls out the open window.
Falling from a thirteen story height, New York’s fall is broken as she reaches the ground; lucky for Tiffany. Unlucky, however, for @GwenStefani who was plummeted into the concrete as New York fell on top of her. Dealing with the potential concussion, Gwen soon realizes what just happened. “YOU” she shouts at Tiffany, as she takes her phone out of her bag and begins filming this new confrontation like any Karen would. “WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH?” Tiffany asks.
Gwen explains that she has seen Donald Trump has over thirty criminal prosecutions in the state of New York, therefore incorrectly believing that it is Tiffany herself who brought the charges against her. New York looks Gwen up and down, rolling her eyes at her small stature before scoffing and saying “YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS”. As she turns around to walk away from a fight for the first time ever, she is pulled to the ground by her hair. The police is soon called to break up the fight.
Elsewhere, we hear an extremely dejected and out of tune vocal riff as @Kandi attempts to hastily come up with new music in her recording studio. Having not released an album in three years, Kandi felt committed to working on a new record and debuting it over the Spring.
However, as time grew closer, Kandi’s management team began working more closely their other artists and Kandi’s deadline became more and more unachievable. Struggling with writers’ block as the deadline looms, Kandi considers alternative options for her Spring release, looking through some of the demos she previously recorded.
From one recording studio to the next, we see @MeghanTrainor filming a TikTok where she mimes along to the @PerrieEdwards hit “Tastes Like Bubblegum”. Temporarily confused, she wonders if her phone actually tastes like bubblegum and decides to try biting it. Unfortunately, it doesn’t.
However, as her teeth touch the glass, the phone vibrates hard with a notification, causing her to lift her teeth as she almost chokes on the phone. Looking at the notification, she is horrified to see that TikTok is being forced to close down by U.S. officials later in the year. Relying on TikTok to make her money, Meghan begins considering moving abroad.
Another housewife currently moving is @Kesha as she has finally finished her rehabilitation programme and is aiming to move back home, supported by her mother Pebe. Upon arriving home, Kesha begins searching through her emails. There, she finds one from her label’s security team. Opening the email, Kesha starts cursing and swearing as she reads that an Irish insider has leaked the release date for her St. Pisstricks Day album.
“Come on, you are taking the PISS”, she exclaims. Hearing the word ‘piss’ triggers something in her which causes her to piss all over herself - and her mother. After cleaning up, Pebe says she’s thought of a plan to deal with the shameless and evil leaker.
Having now recovered from the humiliation she suffered earlier in the day, Normani takes to the stage of a boardroom where she explains to various investors her plans for the rest of the year. Fully embracing her forced retirement from the music industry, Normani has decided to diversify into various forms of business.
While also informing the investors that she is now closely working with president Joe Biden for his upcoming second electoral term, she lays out plans to get into modeling, acting, hair care and fashion design. As she finishes her speech, only silence is heard. The camera pans in on the investors to reveal that they are actually voodoo dolls of her former bandmates. She looks at the camera and feigns a smile.
@Kandi But how many seats does she need to move