Brisbane cockroaches vs Sydney cockroaches

Brisbane roaches
- light brown
- big booty
- everywhere all of the time
- like to fly suddenly at your face
- don't respect personal space (see open mouth as invitation)
- die dramatically in the middle of the floor
- kind of cute if you can overcome your gag reflex
- orange cats of the cockroach world
- paladins of chaos

Sydney roaches
- black
- size: petite giantess
- flightless
- loners but somehow there are millions of them
- always seem to be pregnant
- sneaky rogue class
- high dodge skill
- immune to everything, drink poison for breakfast
- would kill your family if they got the chance

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