Don't be a tool of the corpos and the state.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/20391947

Don't be a tool of the corpos and the state. - Divisions by zero

Wait, is sleeping in your car illegal???
In many parts of the US, not only is it illegal, they will charge you with DUI if you appear at all intoxicated, and the keys to the car were at all available to you.
Is that whole sobriety test thing real in the US? Like, stand on one leg and recite the alphabet etc? I’ve seen it on TV but always thought it was pretty stupid. In the UK the police have breath-tested for drink driving since 1967.
It’s all really just an excuse by the popo to book you. Which is why you should always ask for the breathalyzer if you really weren’t drinking.
What are some Causes of False Positives for DUI Breathalyzer Tests - DM Cantor

We have all been there with that unsettling feeling that you get when you see the flashing lights in your rearview mirror and hear a patrol car's siren coming

DM Cantor
Huh, didn’t know in the field blood tests were a thing. Guess you learn something new everyday. I wonder if those tests are specifically for alcohol or if they also test a variety of other drugs like THC?
They aren’t, but they are much more reliable than breathalyzer. Take the ride to the station or the hospital. A cab ride is cheaper than a DUI
Everyone should know that depending on your jurisdiction, refusal of the breathalyzer can result in automatic six month suspension of license. Regardless of results.