lashman*opens linkedin*
*closes linkedin*
Metin Seven 🎨@lashman God, how I hate LinkedIn these days. It has become Facebook, disguised as a work-related platform. 😖
@metin yuuuuup! and actually, i lied - i didn't even open it :P i just got one of those "oh god, pleeeeeease come back" emails, lol :toucan:
🇨🇦 Steve
13 barn owls in a trenchcoat@HauntedOwlbear straight into the sun
Cuteroll, autistic transgender otter@lashman we should nuke linkedin
- posted by avi
- posted by avi
caitp
Bart Veldhuizen 🚀@lashman some companies are going to lose a lot of employees and then complain about how nobody wants to work anymore.
@BartV they already are, lol :toucan:
Cysio 
@lashman I've misread it as "controversial shit" and I like my version more
Robert Kist 🇦🇹🇸🇬
phi1997@lashman
I see how they describe one as a dream and another as a reality. Yuck.
I see how they describe one as a dream and another as a reality. Yuck.
Skydream tiny flapflaphorse@lashman I found the original post on LinkedIn. Every response is a variation of "this idea is stupid"
@HoovesAreBetter well, at least there's that, hahaha
Alex Feinman@lashman Three day work weeks, you say?
(Just trying to whack the Overton Window back in the right direction.)
@afeinman i wish!
TopKnotI still have a LinkedIn account because one person contacts me from my childhood days. Other than that, I thought LinkedIn was just for scammers and spammers.
Autoerotic Defenestration@lashman I'm exploring the purchase of an office guillotine, myself...
@danielaKay never a bad idea
StenPett / St Midium
Kévin ⏚@lashman when the first shot is fired in the class wars, all we send these Linkfluencers to the LinkedIn mines to rot.
I propose a 996 schedule they desperately want to have https://996.icu/#/en_US
Marie@lashman only if I get the 4-hour workday
FediThing 
Apparently Greece's (right wing) government actually voted to allow 6 day working weeks last year. They now allow up to 13 hour working days and up to 78 hour working weeks:
https://greekreporter.com/2023/09/27/greece-labor-law-six-day-working-week/
😱
What is wrong with people? Why would anyone sane vote for a government that does this?
@FediThing jesus fucking christ! 
Dave Bartkowiak@lashman it is the worst. Supposedly the most talented among us go there to find the best jobs, but that is never the case. So what is this hellscape even for? Bragging or begging. No in between.
Vote to Save Us All@lashman @IAmDannyBoling Fuck that noise. People need downtime to have good lives.
Theriac@lashman
this reminds me of the "think tanks" that used to post blog pages about the benefits of low pay.
this reminds me of the "think tanks" that used to post blog pages about the benefits of low pay.
@Theriac yup, same energy, 100%
Seán Fenian
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M. Fioretti@lashman time to start fighting for a THREE-day workweek then
@mfioretti_en absolutely!!!
Devourer@lashman Linkedin is a disease
Alexis Jhon (AGR/AMKPBA)🇺🇦@lashman Someone suggests Saturday classes to our Dept. of Education to cope with changing the school calendar back to pre-pandemic. I dunno man, I don't want to have my rest days shortened to only a day bruv
@Lucss21a holy cow, what a terrible idea
@lashman To add context, our school calendar was pushed to October when the pandemic happened, then it was slowly returning to normal since SY 2021-2022 (which started late August - early September iirc, when I entered JHS), SY 2022-2023 also started in August (it was August 22), then the current one started in August 31 (iirc). It was originally going to end in July but they decided to shorten the 2nd semester which consists of 3rd and 4th quarters. (1/2)
@lashman I heard some rumors, not yet confirmed that the new school year in the following months (because tomorrow is the end of classes) will end sometime in March, which means syncing back to the old June-March schedule pre-pandemic, and it was suggested to have Saturday classes to cope up with the missing days (which is like a month lmao) (2/2)
CobaltRose@lashman nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
Nidonemo@lashman Is a nation-wide obsession with guillotines in our near future! Read more!
BiggestBulb 💡🏳️🌈🧑💻@lashman I really hate how LinkedIn is all-but-required to get hired in software engineering 🫠 it's so cringe, and I really just try to stick with DMing hiring managers lol
@BiggestBulb yeah, no joke! it's beyond depressing
kira :3
@chrisisgr8 @BiggestBulb yeah, i definitely don't!
decapitae@lashman Soooo many hobby businesses dressed up as corporations.