ZeroCoolPathetic Trump Already Trying to Weasel Out of Debating Biden
kescusayNo one should be surprised in the slightest. I hope Biden holds the debate anyway, and addresses an empty podium if Trump’s too cowardly (or too incarcerated) to show up.
Beaver [she/her]Joe Biden should crack a cold one with the moderator and answer some questions 😊
SatansMaggotyCumFartHe should run out on stage and rip off his suit, revealing his party boy thong while dancing.
Chris Pontius 2028
He has a dreamy smile, I’d vote for him.
Eh maybe not run
He can bike.
I’m sure he can run the length of a stage.
I dunno. Buddy does stumble. A lot.
It’s hard not to when you’re packing that kind of heat.
BeigeAgendaLet me show you my Patrick Swayze impression 🕺🏼
Patrick Swayze isn’t hard to impersonate these days, you just have to hold your breath.
By “cold one,” you mean ice cream cone, right?
Yeah baby!
mad_asshatterDog Face Pony.