LaunchesKayaksDo you like olives?
slurpinderpinClearly not a martini drinker
I’ve learned that I don’t give a shit if a martini is shaken OR stirred. They’re all fucking disgusting. Who the fuck had the bright idea of mixing salt and gin? The olive is the only good part of the whole thing.
Except for espresso martinis, those are good.
I will fight you.
Kidding, I know a lot of people that feel the same as you haha. And espresso martini’s are my fave