Todd Blanche didn’t like it when Michael Cohen called him a “crying little shit” on TikTok so we better make sure it doesn’t trend on here.
That would be terrible.

@jojo.fromjerz Here're the things Cohen called Trump, according to the crying little shit. They're pretty good.

• Dictator douchebag

• Convict 45

• Boorish cartoon misogynst

• Cheeto-dusted cartoon villain