Mastodawn

Ready! Player 31 May 14, 2024

Human rights

Human rights - Lemmy.World

Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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DessertStorms May 14, 2024

I know corporate overlords wish there could be, but I don't think we're at the point of having someone in there with you to check that you're actually pooping just yet..
So poop at home, then just sit there and catch up on your scrolling on company time..

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Rolando May 14, 2024

to check that you’re actually pooping

AI will do that soon. Until then, managers can ask employees to donate vacation hours to make up for people who take too long in the bathroom.

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DessertStorms

AI will do that soon. Until then,

I guess pass that hurdle when we get to it..

managers can ask employees to donate vacation hours to make up for people who take too long in the bathroom.

They can ask lol