I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.

That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.

Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.

Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks

Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.

Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.

Minge tastes vaguely of copper.

Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?