IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don’t like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.

If it ever happens I’ll try and remember to post my thoughts.

If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it’s done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.

That’s a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burnt beans, rather than burnt juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burnt) before you use them!