I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.

That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.

Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.

Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks

Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.

Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.