ᔅᑕᕐᐗᓪonce again I am reminding you of that time the CIA sent someone to assassinate Fidel Castro and he looked her in the eyes while she was holding a gun up to him and he went 'im too sexy to die' and then they fucked
*hands you a gun, you take aim at him* but he just goes, "You can't kill me. Nobody can kill me."
god I wish I were so sexy as to be immortal, that fucking rocks
I cannot stress to you enough how this was an important historical event, the fact that it's labeled as a "conspiracy theory" is because the CIA doesn't want to be seen losing face in such a complete way
Castro also bent the apparatus of the state to his whim in order to get what he wanted and denied to him by the West (ice cream)
something I think if we were being honest with ourselves we would all do if given authority over the economy of an entire nation
gkrnours