Murphy being Murphy - Lemmy.World

Murphy suffers from bird brain
Cut him some slack. He just wanted to be a father really bad. Often male eagles will assist in taking turns brooding the eggs with the mothers and many other parental duties
In his heart, he’s an orange cat.
Chickens gonna chicken.
Even more wholesome, he eventually becomes a father!
Eagle Who Thought Rock Was an Egg Finally Gets to Be a Dad

A lucky coincidence has given Murphy the opportunity to nurture an eaglet of his own

Smithsonian Magazine

Holloway tells STLPR that the sanctuary is considering auctioning Murphy’s rock as a fundraiser for the nonprofit.

That would be a really funny thing to own lol

Huh, I expected the rock to be… a little more egg-shaped than that.

Murphy was experiencing a spring hormonal surge compelling him to brood

Haven’t we all?

Thanks for providing an update. I’m happy for Murphy and the eaglet.
Even Murphy’s law has exceptions!
Murphy’s second law is "If it can’t happen, that’s just like your opinion, man
Oh my God that made me fucking cry, I’m so happy for Murphy
Dress (act) for the job you truly want!
Oh look, there’s an eagle in the picture. I was distracted by the big red arrow at first.
Yeah I hate that shit

“He was sitting on a rock and everybody told him, ‘It’s a rock, it’s not going to hatch,’” Griffard tells the Post. “And all of a sudden, in his mind, it hatched and he has a chick.”

Who’s the idiot now zooologists.

A male bald eagle that believes it’s a female? This is like prime Fox News outrage fuel.
It’s pretty typical for male bald eagles to take part in parental duties.
that’s even more Fox News outrage fuel
“LATEST TREND: LIBCUCK ZOOKEEPERS TURN EAGLE GAY!”
So you’re telling me that they don’t adhere to traditional gender norms? Smh
Bald eagles have gone woke, they’re making murca GAY
Liberal trans chemicals probably are turning the EAGLES gay. More at 11.
America has fallen. the eagles are gay
I love this glimpse into early-career Murphy
he a little confused, but he got the spirit
My inner chicken farmer is telling me to go hung that giant flight capable chicken

Although its probably a bad idea it’s probably mostly socially acceptable to hug an eagle for being a good dad.

I don’t think it’s either a good idea or socially acceptable to hang an eagle under any circumstances.

Big Tolkien fan, that bird is