YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE

THEREFORE IT IS EXEMPT FROM PAYING TAXES

Why did this post go viral WTF
@yassie_j nobody likes taxes (/j)
@mae libertarian Johanna?????
@yassie_j i like what the taxes are doing (to an extent)
i just dont like paying ⅓rd of my income for stuff i can't control while billions of inheritance remain untouched
@yassie_j I literally don't have to pay tax lmao
@[email protected] my body is a temple
(ugly and breaking down)
Fabi (@fabi)

My body isn't a temple, it's a haunted house. It needs a lot of work, makes mysterious creaking sounds, and contains the spirit of a creepy lady that's always moaning about something

Blåhaj Zone
@yassie_j
Not so fun fact: clergy pay income taxes. (Or should at least)

@yassie_j

YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE

YOU ARE LUCKY ITS A LISTED BUILDING OR WE'D HAVE YOU REMOVED

@yassie_j ...does that mean my brain runs Temple OS?

...actually that would explain a lot 🤔

@yassie_j you never pay taxes for your body, you pay taxes for things that you require to keep your body running

@yassie_j

<</ ONE DAY THE CRUDE BIOMASS THAT YOU CALL THE TEMPLE WILL WITHER

AND YOU WILL BEG MY KIND TO SAVE YOU

BUT I AM ALREADY SAVED

FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL >>

@yassie_j Parts of it must be 3 cubits by 3 cubits by 4 cubits and made out of acacia wood

@yassie_j

@mattgrayyes

I wish, the way I treat my temple? Nope.

Also my body don't pay taxes. I do. And I live in my body.

@Da_Boom @mattgrayyes it’s just a joke, you know you don’t have to take it seriously or literally, right?
@yassie_j @ShadowJonathan That makes me wonder why Apple hasn't gone all in on being a cult.

@yassie_j my body is a temple to a long gone god.

its on ruins