Donโ€™t forget all moms are half-price tomorrow
@Saltssaltgirl Gonna bag myself five MILFs and end up the frustrated centerpoint of five women giving me outdated career advice and asking me if Iโ€™m getting enough fiber in my diet.
@WhiteCatTamer @Saltssaltgirl Well? Are you getting enough fiber?

@VisualStuart @Saltssaltgirl YOUโ€™RE not my mom. >:[

Also no lol

@Saltssaltgirl the big bags may be tempting, but you don't want to have half the bag still sitting around when mother's day rolls around next year.
@Saltssaltgirl thatโ€™s just Big Mom propaganda
@Saltssaltgirl saving up for cyber moms day
@Saltssaltgirl Now I know what to give my half-sister.

@Saltssaltgirl

Regifting is NOT allowed