Benson is happily cobbling one of his toys right now but maaaan, the walk upstairs was a comedy of Woman vs Pittie Who Wants to Play.

Have you ever had a pittie accidentally nip your fupa in the struggle to grab the leash? No? Let me tell you, it motivates you to let the dog have the leash while you go up the stairs.

I don't care what trainers and Cesar says. If Benson wants to nibble on the leash because he's in his dog feelings then fuckit. He can nibble on it. Until we get inside.

Then it's *on.*
Also, thank God I wear leather gloves.

Upside: my back is warmed up and my hip is loose. Thanks, doggo, you beast.

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