If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?

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If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? - Lemmy NSFW

You should ask Ted Nugent, he is an expert
I’m very glad that him being a pants sitting draft dodger, and later bragging about how great of a special forces guy he would have been is general knowledge.
Heh, a worldwide known fact. I am Dutch but when I read 'shit + pants' the answer always be that crusty pants mf.